What's wrong with being a fred?
I enjoy looking totally tourist, being passed by a 'racer-type' at a light and then kicking his butt in the next mile or so until I can watch him drop-off in agony in my fred-helmet mirror as I sip from my fred camel back, listening to my fred radio.
No, nothing wrong with fred.
Seana. (Hogan, winner of the Race Across AMerica women's division for the last four years; holder of the women's transcontinental record and the men's west coast record)